if you do not invite me to your baby shower. Really. Especially when you know i hate them. Hate playing the games, always involving diapers for some reason. Hate acting like this is where i want to be when i do not see why we can’t just go play pool instead. That is a game, why can’t we play pool as the baby shower game?

If you would not invite me to these baby showers, then i wouldn’t have to come up with some enlightened statement as to why i will not go to post on the evite. All i have now are “no”, “oh god, no” or “are you insane?”. Somehow i do not think any of these are the response you desire. Perhaps the ever popular, “Sorry, i’m washing my hair that night”?