slow down, you’re going to fast
reads the headline on an article on the training regimen of two newspaper employees at the Salt Lake Tribune. “hmm,” i wonder, “they are going to be put on a fasting regimine and so they need to slow down? surely they didn’t misspell ‘too’ in a headline of this once-respected newspaper? or maybe they are going to a place names ‘fast? but then, the ‘f’ would be capitalized, wouldn’t it?” i glance through the article. no mention of the mystery location of ‘Fast’, nor of them going on an extreme diet regimen. i guess i should just be thrilled the headline did not read “slow down your going to fast”. that really would have made my head spin.